My Fave Ganda Ever So Much Posts
Here's another weekly contest from Ganda Ever So Much Blogversary and this time, its a simple blog writing contest for the reader's most favorite GESM post.
I am actually having a hard time in choosing which is his best post since I just love most of his interesting, funny, and humorous blog posts. But since I have to choose, so here are some of my favorite Ganda Ever posts specially on his Tips where I also got hit!
*Huwag nang baguhin ang di kayang baguhin. Kung tumaba ka, eh ano? At least hindi ka pagiisipang naghihikahos sa buhay. Huwag nang piliting mag-diyeta para mabawasan ang timbang mo. Hello?! Kaliwa’t kanan ang party sa December and I’m sure takam na takam ka more than ever. Kung pumayat ka – well ibang istorya na yan. But keber na. You can always say without batting an eyelash: “Ito kasi ang gusto ni Dra. Belo, eh!” Kung di pa sila mawindang nyan, ewan ko na!
Whoa! I can really relate to that! Who cares if I am now fat momma. I'm still a TAMSI "Tambok nga Sexy" you know! I had been struggling on how to lose my weight but I just can't resist eating my favorite foods. "Eh ang takaw kumain ng anak ko at ako ba naman ang taga-kain ng mga left over foods niya." So keber, I know some of my high school batch and classmates also gained a lot of weight. ^_^
*Bawal ang pikon sa reunion. Huwag kang masasaktan kapag may sasalubong sayo at isisigaw: “Ano ba yan, tumanda ka na!” Kaya nga reunion kasi maraming taon nang dumaan. Siempre tumanda na nga tayo. Ang challenge dyan: Tumanda ka ba gracefully? At saka expected ang mga ganyang reactions lalo na’t super tagal na kayong di nagkikita. So, chill lang! Sagutin mo siya ng ganito: “Oo nga, eh! Eh ikaw, pangit ka pa rin!”
Oh Gosh! It's actually been a long time since I haven't attended our reunion but this coming December, I promise myself to attend na talaga. I know their reaction would be, "Oh My! You're so fat na!" but I know they will still say "Ok lang, gwapa man gihapon!" ...( conceited ) nyahahaha! Well, that's what they said when they saw me on Facebook. I know it will be the same comment when they will see me personally. Ok lang cause just like what Kuya Orms said, "Bawal ang pikon at Huwag masasaktan ever kung ano mga negative and violent reactions nila, huh!?"
And here's another one...
It's Kuya Orms Embarassing Moments where I can also relate with.
*Tumalsik ang jacket ng front tooth ko. Nagmimiting ako with my officers and staff in Zamboanga. Ang taas na ng energy level namin nang bigla na lang tumilapon ang jacket ng ngipin ko. Sa sobrang bilis ng pangyayari, hindi namalayan ng mga kamiting ko ang nangyari. Patay-malisya kong dinampot ang tumalsik na jacket sabay insert agad na parang walang nangyari. Wala ni isang nag-comment but am sure natawa sila silently.
Well, in my case its not the jacket of my teeth but its my dentures or my "Pustiso". Akalain mo ba naman when I ate a burger yum eh napasama at nalaglag ang "Pustiso" ko. Huhuhuhu! I was with my BF at that time, buti nalang he did not notice it kasi lumingon siya cause he saw his cousin so I immediately get back my "Pustiso" and covered it with my handkerchief and returned it back in place. nyahaha! saved by bell dun sa cousin nya. Lesson Learned: Just eat french fries nalang para pa kyeme-kyeme lang ang pagkain para walang laglag pustiso na mangyayari... LOL!
*Napa-utot ka thinking na walang ibang tao around you. Hay naku nakakahiya talaga ang nangyaring ito saken. Eh di siempre may sarili akong room sa office. Eh nararamdaman kong may nagbabadyang utot na palabas. Lingon agad ako left and right. Wala namang papasok and nag-iisa ako so mega-decide ako na palabasin ang gustong lumabas. So yun na nga, may konting sound pa! And oh-my-goodness! May amoy pa ged. Sa dihang nisulod ang assistant ko! Hindi ko malaman anong dapat kong gawin – eh wala si Chad para ma-blame ko na umutot! Hay naku dedma ever ako and hinila ko palabas ang assistant ko na kunyari may tinuturo akong eklavu! Hahahaha, amcher naamoy din nya pero dedma din sya!
Well mine is not only utot but may kasama pang watery u know... Ew! kakaloka talaga ito and it happened when our wedding was about to start. nyahahaha! Actually ako nalang ang hinihintay kasi naman di pa tapos ang make up session ko.But before I went to the ceremony, I went to the comfort room first to release it. Buti nalang nasa Hotel ang wedding ceremony at reception namin. However, I looked like a Run Away Bride at that time since I went back to my hotel room kasi di na mapigilan ng powers ko at gusto na niyang lumabas. I was inside the elevator together with my maid of honor at narining talaga niya ang funny "utot" sound. Wahahaha!
Kaya one of my fave posts ko ito kasi ang moral lesson ng blog post na ito dito is Huwag mag-feeling diyosa kasi we wouldn’t know when that embarrassing moment will happen to us and kung saka-sakaling mang dumating, carry lang natin ito...right?
Whoa! I really enjoyed reading Kuya Orm's Blog kasi hindi lang ako natatawa but I also learned a lot. Though I am not that much of a Babaeng Bakla but kering-keri ko rin ang ka-eng engan nya. Thanks and Kudos to you Kuya and I am looking forward for more of your funny and interesting posts.
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