My Brother and I Agree on Underwear
One advantage of having an older brother is you can talk about stuff that you may not want to talk about with your buddies. For example, certain issues that you get going through puberty, or like advice about talking to girls when you’re really insecure and don’t want your friends to know you’re more shy than you come across. One issue of rather minor importance that I’ve talked to my older brother about probably more than I’d care to admit is mens boxers, and what kind of underwear we enjoy most. I mean, how are you to know what other people do if you don’t ask them, and who better to ask than your older bro? He’s got more years of trying out different styles!
So we talked about boxer briefs and we both agree that they’re by far and away the best. We also agree that Thanksgiving is the best holiday, because there’s no pressure to buy gifts, and you get to eat amazing food and enjoy the family. We also agree that Gramma is the best family member, because as she gets older, she gets a bit more crotchety and it’s really funny. We usually drink a lot at meals – not too, too much – but we get tipsy and start talking about who knows what, and Gramma always comes up with these hilarious zingers, usually on mom. Mom hates that but the rest of us love it.
Well, we don’t’ usually talk about underwear at the dinner table, I can tell you that, but if we did, I bet gramma would have some hilarious comments to add to the conversation. If she asked us where we got them, we’d tell her that we bought them at http://rounderwear.com/, but she doesn’t really use the internet so she probably would have no idea what we were talking about. I usually explain websites as stores that you don’t go to, but that you can still see. That doesn’t usually help.